A guy walks into a bar with his dog- Bar Joke

“A guy walks into a bar with a dog. “”This dog is the smartest dog in the world.”” he says to the bartender. “”He can answer any question.””

“”Oh yeah?”” says the bartender. “”Prove it!””

The man turns to his dog, and asks, “”What is over our head? “” “”Roof!””

“”How does bark feel?”” “”Ruff!””

“”Who is the greastest baseball player who ever lived?”” “”Ruth!””

The bartender, growing tired of the show, throws the man and his dog out of the bar.

The dog then turned to the man and asked,
“”Should I have said Joe Dimaggio?””

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