A guy walks into a bar – bar joke

“A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog.

The man asks, “”Does your dog bite?”” The lady answers, “”Never!””

The man reaches out to pet the dog, and the dog bites his hand. The man says, “”Hey, I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!””

The woman replies, “”He doesn’t. That’s not my dog.””

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