“A guy walks into a bar in the top of the Space Needle.
A guy says to him “”Hey, if you jump out the window, the air currents will spin you around a couple of times and then you’ll fly right back in. Watch.””
So the man in the bar leaps out the window and what he says happens. He spins around and falls back in the room.
The other man says “”WOW! I want to try!”” So he leaps out the window and falls and splats on the ground.
The bartender says to the first man “”Geeze Superman, you’re really mean when you’re drunk.”” ”