A duck walks into bar – bar joke

“A duck walks into bar,
Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no

Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: no…

Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NO

Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: NOOOOO!!!!!

Duck: got any bread?
Bartender: If you ask that one more time I’m going to nail your bill to the counter.

Duck: got any nails?
Bartender: NO
Duck: got any bread?

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