Charles Dickens walks into a bar- bar joke
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
June 2015
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A leprechaun walks into a bar – bar joke
“A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, “”That’ll be $2.50.”” The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, “”hey, You’re a little short!”” ”
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An old lady walks into a bar – bar joke
“An old lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A scraggly old drunk staggers over, takes one look, and says, “”Jeeeez, that’s the UGLIEST thing I ever saw!”” The woman turns her nose up at him and says, “”This happens to be a fine looking stately creature! Go away, you horrid […]
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A peice of rope walks into a bar- bar joke
“A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “”We don’t serve your kind.”” The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, “”Weren’t you just in here?”” The rope replies, “”Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”” […]
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A drunk staggers out of a ba- bar joke
“A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, “”I’m Jesus Christ.”” The first priest says, “”No, son, you’re not.”” So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “”No, son, you’re not.”” The drunk says, “”Look, I can prove it.”” He walks back into […]
