“A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer, and the bartender says, “”That’ll be four cents, please.”” The guy nearly spits out his beer. “”Four cents?!”” he says in amazement. “”How much for a plate of fish and chips with extra mashed potatoes and gravy and a side order of […]
“A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?†The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?†Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has […]
“12 Year Old Scotch A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for twelve-year-old scotch. The bartender thinks “”This guy is pretty pretentious”” and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch. He gives it to the customer who takes a drink, exclaiming, “”This isn’t twelve-year-old scotch, this is six-year-old scotch”” The […]
“A guy runs into a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky. When the bartender has poured the shots the guy drinks them down as fast as possible. The bartender says “wow I’ve never seen anyone drink that fast before†and the guy says “You would to if you […]
“A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey where’d you get the pig?†The women says “This isn’t a pig it’s a duck†and the bartender says “ I was talking to the duck!†”
