“A guy walks into a bar and there’s horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, “”What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?”” The guy says, “”Honestly, no. I never thought the parrot would sell the place.”””
“A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, “”Does your dog bite?”” The lady answers, “”Never!”” The man reaches out to pet the dog, and the dog bites his hand. The man says, “”Hey, I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”” The woman […]
“A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender, “”I’ll have a beer, please.”” The bartender says, “”Sorry, I can’t serve you. You’re out of your head.”” ”
“A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. “”Got any ID?”” asks the bartender. The Texan replies, “”About what?”” ”
“Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, “”We don’t serve your kind in here.”” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “”Why not? We’re both cultured individuals.”” ”
